Texarkana on front line of base-closings issue

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3201737

This is pathetic. Move on, Texarkana. You're just embarrassing me with your groveling.

Rumors are that bases need to be closed so they can be transformed into internment camps. See, now that so many people do not have health insurance, there are way too many interns being graduated from our medical schools and we've got to put 'em down.

Or something like that.