What if they gave a War?

We must set aside the petty differences that keep us apart and seek common ground to defeat our common enemy--corporate Plutocracy.

The Plutocrats are going to be harder to defeat than ever now that their planet has been demoted to an asteroid.

The title of this piece reminds me of another line like this:
"What if they gave an orgy and nobody came?"

Forgive me. It's Monday.