Some IMAX theaters not screening volcanoes flick

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SC_VOLCANO_MOVIE_SCOL-?SITE=SCGRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

That'll learn 'em. Damned scientists. I didn't spring from no microbe inside no vowelcano.

What's the likelihood at this point of volcanos forming in Texas, Georgia and the Carolinas anyhow? Let's screen the tornado movie in these parts. Something Bubba can more nearly relate to his everyday experience.

Let the Wiccans in the Pacific Northwest see this one. They've prolly sacrificed their progeny into them to appease the gods in the not-too-distant past.