Monday, March 21, 2005

In a warped reality

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1442368,00.html

Just think how many Iraqi versions of Terri Schiavo our valiant U.S. warriors have created over the past two years.

At least she still has all her limbs. There are thousands of Iraqis who have "given an arm and a leg" for their "freedom."

From what I've heard of her husband, I think he'd make a good Abu Ghraib prison guard.

Why don't the Focus on the Family types protest our simulation of homosexual activity whenever our miscreant soldiers shove various objects up the Iraqis' anuses? That could give our impressionable youths some unsavory ideas.



In fact, it may already have.

It's time to "pull the feeding tube" which is providing a never-ending supply of dollars into the maw of the war machine before we are all bankrupt.

The economy is in a "persistent vegetative state" and is only kept alive by massive infusions of "liquidity" from Chairman Greenspan as he awaits the "transfusion" of your Social Security into the stock market.

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