Amazon: "uncontacted" tribe train arrows on government aircraft

THIS was the "cakewalk" Cheney and Rummy could have actually achieved. Fortunately for the tribesmen, we already have plenty of logs to pick from, both here and in Canada.

Arrows are so 13th Century ("Archers, loose!" — Edward Longshanks directing the battle on the field in "Braveheart"; that's one part of warfare that SHOULD HAVE remained—Imagine Bush having to ride one of the tanks into Baghdad in 2003; they wouldn't have been able to stock enough "Depends" to keep that a sanitary situation).