Jokes

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says, "We don't serve dogs here," pulls a pistol and bam! shoots the dog in a hind foot.

The dog hops howling out of the bar holding his foot.

Next day, dog walks back into the bar, dressed in a cowboy outfit, ten-gallon hat, a six-gun on each hip.

Everyone looks at him and falls silent.

Dog looks around at everyone and says,

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."