Father Figure - George Michael

Back when the girls thought he was still "in play" so to speak. Isn't there a TV show based on this concept now?

Christian No More

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

Barnwell Mountain

This is one of the higher elevations around here — 634 feet above sea level. It doesn't take much to qualify as a "mountain" in this neck of the woods.

The Message

4 troops abducted, killed in Iraq attack

The Unthinkable: The US- Israeli Nuclear War on Iran

http://www.ichblog.eu/content/view/60/1/

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

This is an oldie, but a goodie.

Texas view on environment is 18 lanes wide-critics

"Voulez-vous couchet avec moi?"

Cops: Man taped wife's rape, hung her from tree

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/17/filmed.torture.ap/index.html

And we wonder why 51 percent of women now live without spouses. In many, many cases, it is by choice.

Lawmaker Under Fire for Slavery Comment

This is ingenious how he worked the Jews into his slur as well.

Americans less likely to accept evolution than Europeans

“These results should be troubling for science educators at all levels“

The good news is that an anti-science population such as the U.S. will be punished with Third World status in coming years as the Asians and Europeans who embrace science leapfrog ahead of us.

It's really not right for someone who believe the King James Bible word-for-word to take advantage of all these modern technological innovations anyhow. They are scripturally impossible. At least the Amish have the courage of their convictions on this score.

Have You Got What It Takes to Torture?

http://halcyondays.info/commentary/227.en.html

Roof Garden

The Southern Baptist in me says Al Jarreau and the dancers commenced to having a huge orgy after the cameras stopped rolling.

Carter, Clinton Back Moderate Baptists

The "real" Baptists have already consigned all Democrats, especially these two and MOST especially Clinton, to eternal hellfire.

Chasers War On Everything - Americans

OSS CEO & Howard Bloom Reiterate Warning of Iranian Nuclear Ambush and Earnestly Urge Congress to Clearly Warn Off Israel and the White House

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/01-04-2007/0004500199&EDATE=

Email humor

*The 1st Affair**

*A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

* The 2nd Affair*

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz about to be cremated and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

* The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

* The 5th Affair*

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

* ** The 6th Affair***

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison work."*

One Flew Over the White House?

Why I Can't Go Out With You:

I'd LOVE to, but ...
-- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
-- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
-- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
-- I have some really hard words to look up.
-- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

The Neuropsychology of George W. Bush

http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_abbas_sa_070111_bush_3a_alcohol_2c_dumbb.htm

The President's intentions towards Iran need much more attention

http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/2007/01/presidents-intentions-towards-iran.html

BushWhacked

Love On The Balcony

Beyonce

Bush Breakdown Dead Ahead?