Post-Saddam Iraq: The War Game

To put it in sexual terms, this was supposed to be a "gang bang" led by the studly United States and its testosterone-deficient junior partner, the United Kingdom, with the Israeli voyeurs watching with glee in Tel Aviv and selling videos of it via the Internet.

Sexual fantasies always turn out with simultaneous, multiple orgasms for everyone. The reality of "wargasms" is usually different. Or, in double entendre terms, "What if they gave a war and nobody came?"