A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

This is why the 4-year-old was diving into the teacher's aide's breasts. He realizes someone is trying to turn him into a queer and wants some real milk.

Waco boy, 4, suspended for 'sexual' hug

06:10 PM CST on Sunday, December 10, 2006

Associated Press

WACO – School administrators gave a 4-year-old student an in-school suspension for inappropriately touching a teacher's aide after the pre-kindergartner hugged the woman.

A letter from La Vega school district administrators to the student's parents said that the boy was involved in "inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment" after he hugged the woman and he "rubbed his face in the chest of (the) female employee" on Nov. 10.

DaMarcus Blackwell, the father of the boy who attends La Vega Primary School, said he filed a complaint with the district. He said that his son doesn't understand why he was punished.

"When I got that letter, my world flipped," Blackwell said in a story in Sunday's editions of the Waco Tribune-Herald.

La Vega school district officials said student privacy laws prevented them from commenting.

After Blackwell filed a complaint, a subsequent letter from the district said the offense had been changed to "inappropriate physical contact" and removed references of sexual contact or sexual harassment from the boy's file.

Administrators said the district's student handbook contains no specific guidelines referring to contact between teachers and students but does state that inappropriate physical contact will result in a discipline referral.

The La Vega school district, which has five schools, covers about 30 miles around Waco.

My first comment when I read this was:

Good move. Gotta nip these horny little bastards in the bud while they're young.

Then I said:

I just now realized the wicked pun I inadvertently came up with. Gotta "nip" ... I didn't even read it that closely the first time, but it must have registered on my subconscious that he was cited for plunging his face into the aide's cleavage. Kid must have really enjoyed breast-feeding.