Alleged email from a soldier in Iraq to John Kerry

"My suggestion for you, Senator Kerry, is to remember that your speeches are recorded, and broadcast to us simpletons over here. You may want to write down what you want to say before you say it, maybe have somebody look at it before you say it and tell you what others might hear. Remember that we can't read your mind, if there are any misinterpretations in what you say, it's because you didn't communicate clearly.
Good luck to you Senator Kerry, if nothing else it's always entertaining to watch you try and climb out of the holes that you constantly dig for yourself.

Sincerely,

Somebody who is watching his daughter grow up in photographs so that you can have the right to say whatever you want about him."

No one in Iraq ever threatened our freedom of speech or any other of our freedoms for that matter. For anyone stationed in Iraq of American descent reading this, I feel sorry for you, but if you actually believe this sort of nonsense, you are deranged. And I would have still been able to say that whether you had ever been deployed to that hellhole or not. Just quit makin' $h!t up in a desperate quest to rationalize your mission there. That's all I ask. I sincerely hope and pray you make it home alive.