Whatever you say, Mephistopheles
I want you to take a good long look at this Satanic-looking fellow whose last name reportedly means "devil" in Russian, and then I want you to look at me in the upper right hand corner.
Which one of us looks more like "Dr. Evil"? I'm not saying I look like Austin Powers here, but c'mon. This Michael "Cherk-off" is even more diabolical in appearance than Darth Cheney.
Okay, enough politics, baby. Shall we shag now or shag later?