The new face of Appalachia

CBS should remake the "rural comedies" of the 1960s which made them the No. 1 network such as "Green Acres," "Petticoat Junction," "The Andy Griffith Show" etc. with an Hispanic theme. They could be in English with Spanish subtitles or, eventually, vice versa. CBS could then change its name to the "Chicano Broadcasting System."

You know, I don't much care for Norteño music, but anything would beat "Hee Haw."

Gloom, despair and agony indeed.