Man accused of having relations with dog
In the words of Marion Barry, "Da bitch set me up!'
I have a question. Did they do it doggy-style?
I have another question. Doesn't this reflect rather devastatingly badly on the relationship between husband and wife here?
The words of a song by the rock group "Foreigner" come to mind (slightly altered):
You're as cold as ice;
You're willing to sacrifice our dog.