Another joke

A woman is driving home from the grocery store when suddenly a small boy on a bicycle darted from between parked cars and in front of her SUV.

She slams on the brakes but its too late! The boy's body cracks the windshield and he goes flying into an adjacent drainage ditch.

The woman gets out and runs up to the injured kid. His limbs are badly mangled and he's bleeding profusely. Noticing the St. Christopher medal around the boy's neck she says, "Son, are you a Catholic"

"Yes Ma'am" come the reply.

"Would you like me to call a priest?"

An incredulous looks spread across the boy's face and he says, "Lady, at a time like this, sex is the last thing on my mind."