Sex toys are China's latest booming industry

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2005/06/26/2003260797

You gotta love the euphemism. These are sold in "adult health" shops.

Reminds me of recent studies revealing that looking at breasts is as good for men's health as many forms of cardiovascular exercise. Just the other day, a study came out that looking at a couple copulating caused the pornography viewer's sperm motility to increase. The theory was that the viewer's brain sent a signal to the folks swimming around down in the scrotum that they had better become more like Mark Spitz because they had a competitor.

For anyone who doesn't get the Spitz reference, he was a U.S. Olympic swimmer during the 1970s. Ironically, since he was Jewish, he won his gold medals at the infamous Munich Olympics of 1972 where the Israeli athletes were taken hostage and murdered.