Southerners vote to screw themselves over
The stereotypes about Southerners, by and large, are true. These people all voted for the snake oilman Bush and so even with their low IQs this should not be a surprise to them.
Almighty "Gawd" must want them to be poor and/or broke. Bush, His second-in-command, decreed it. And he's laughing all the way to the offshore bank.
Praise Bush from whom all gasoline flows. Or should I say "Preys Bush" to whom all profits flow.