Pat Robertson: Ice Storms Caused by Messing with Israel

What exactly does Israel want us to do now? We've already invaded a couple of countries on their behalf after their operatives perpetrated 9/11 to get us in the mood.

What about all the inclement weather elsewhere in the world with absolutely no conceivable connection to Zionist foreign policy?

Pat Robertson used to just be nuts. Now he is senile, too.

But I like his chocolate-skinned sidekick. She looks a LOT more pleasing to the eyes than Ben Kinchlow did back in the day.