Longhorns fan nearly castrated in bloody bar scuffle

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/09/11/oklahoma.texas.fight.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Although it is my alma mater, this man displayed the stupidity of an Aggie by walking into that bar wearing that shirt.

And, as the lawyer for the OU partisan SHOULD point out, a successful castration would only have made the younger fellow more nearly resemble UT's beloved mascot, Bevo the Ball-less!

The church deacon (why am I not surprised he was that) would only have been doing him a favor. Then he could have invited the young fellow to "come to Jesus" as his church choir was always on the lookout for a new soprano. And the young man would know for future reference to "steer" clear of provoking any more such incidents.