Blondes have more fun ... and better countries

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1543571.ece

The United States and Britain are near the bottom of the full democracy category, but for somewhat different reasons. America falls down on some aspects of governance and civil liberties.

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, pal. Oh, you don't live here to begin with? NEVER MIND! I am trying to think of some Norwegian cuisine I can boycott, but nothing comes to mind.

What's that you say? Norwegians per se had nothing to do with this report? It is merely an article describing the Economist Intelligence Unit Index of Democracy? You Nordic commie pinko Islamofascists know Americans don't do "nuance" (nor do we even recognize the existence of the term since it is French)!