Rush Limbaugh Online

Guest hosting for Rush next week while he vacations as a "sexual tourist" in the Dominican Republic once again, will be Dallas Cowboys wide receiver and fellow pain medication aficionado Terrell Owens.

T.O.'s latest "spin" on the incident the other night is as follows:
"Yeah, I put a bunch of pain pills in my mouth by accident the other night, but unlike Nicolette Sheridan in the part of the skit she did wid me that they DIDN'T show on Monday Night Football, I DIDN'T swallow."