HA HA HA AMERICA

A translated harangue from China to the U.S.A. that laughs at our missteps

When I was 5, Red China announced it had conducted an atom bomb test. I remember how scared it made me feel, not knowing that Russia already had hundreds of them. I always instinctively feared Chinese more than Russians after having only seen images of them as a child. I think such a reaction must have a racist element to it.

I no longer fear the Chinese. However, as this movie shows, they are gradually taking us over without firing a shot. Too bad, so sad, as one of the subtitles reads. But even a "hillbilly" figure it out by now.