Pamela Anderson takes on Colonel Sanders

NEW YORK (CNN) - Television star Pamela Anderson is leading a campaign to have the bust of Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Harland Sanders removed from the Kentucky state capitol.

There are so many possibilities here. Rather than try to think up clever puns, I will make a clean breast of the issue and move on.

I will say this, though. Even with all the growth hormones they feed the chickens who wind up at KFC, they still have more natural breasts than Pamela does.

If Pamela were to come to my hometown, I think she'd go to the Dairy Queen anyhow. That's where they serve the "foot-long" hot dogs.

QUOTE"Anderson wrote the letter with the help of People for the Ethical Treatment of animals."UNQUOTE

This is a bit over-the-top (off with her top?) as it seems to imply she cannot compose a sentence on her own. Too many hot dogs in her formative years stunted her intellectual development. We really don't know about her physical development as only her cosmetic surgeons know for sure.