Hart tackles divine view in politics

http://www.denverpost.com/carman

Gary Hart is way too optimistic to think "moderate
Republicans" are going to retake their party. You can
fit them into a phone booth. Furthermore, a "moderate"
Republican is considered a 'commie lib'rul
islamofascist' by the good people of the southern
United States.

Nice try, Lincoln. But it's still two different
countries. You shouldn't have killed all those
Confederates. They're still not in the Union you spoke
about. Your union was too 'commie lib' and I'll bet if
we examine Lincoln's family tree we'll find some roots
of Mohammedanism back there somewhere.

It'll be interesting to see how the Southerners get
along without their Social Security and Medicare, but
I say let's give it a try.